EMMERDALE: Jamie prepares to pop the question to Louise but what exactly is the question?
Is it “Will you marry me?” He’s made the preparations, bought a hundred candles, and has a large helium balloon.
Or is it “You’re what?” That’s a pregnancy testing kit he’s discovered under his beloved’s pillow.
And the revelation could affect their relationship as she asks to be left alone.
CORRIE: Is Kirk a fit carer for Chesney? Apparently not. Their house is a mess, Chesney has burned himself doing the ironing, and social services are involved.
It’s not long before Chesney is being taken into care, reluctantly leaving the Street in a police car, and his pet dog Schmeichel is taken by the RSPCA. Meanwhile, Kirk’s future at No 5 is uncertain as crisis piles on crisis.
EASTENDERS: Is that a soft side to acid-tongued Shirley?
This week she’s sporting a smile — or it might just be wind — amid hints of a budding romance with Phil.
Can you imagine what the children of Sullen Shirley and Thick Phil will be like?
Elsewhere, gay Christian is eyeing up the local men for his pal Jane, as you do.
